Relationship

                                                 

                                                

                   He works.

                   She works.

                they split bills.

            his hobbies are video games.

        her hobbies are reading and Facebook.

         he leaves her alone to her hobbies.

         she leaves her alone to her hobbies.

at night time they watch illegally downloaded movies together

                or stream one on Netflix.

                 she makes him a sandwich.

                  he gives her a back rub.

     they joke about how the people they know ae stupid.

       he tells her about how annoying her friends are.

          she tells him how annoying his friends are.

                    they laugh together.

                 then they have amazing sex.

  days off are spent surfing the web together , playing games together.

      or occasionally going outside to do stuff like:

          get coffee and make fun of strangers.

     eat together at restaurants that have a cool atmosphere.

                    go mini-golfing.

                    go to the movies.

    she surprises him with an occasional blowjob in the morning

    and he returns the favor followed by cooking breakfast.

    he surprises her byy letting her play a video game with him.

        and she responds by whooping his ass at it.

         they respect one another or get jealous

               they trust each other.

 have cute arguments like who's turn it to do the dishes or

     what answers don't count in scattergoires.

               they're a team. A club.

      a 2 person gang that nobody else is allowed to join

               it's them vs everyone else